Women And Golf

[Guest Ian & Carole]

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her

ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.

The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together

at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in

agony. The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to

apologise. 'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I

know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me,’ she told him.

 

'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man

replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the foetal position, still

clasping his hands there at his groin. At her persistence, however, he

finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid

them to the side, loosened his trousers and put her hands inside. She

administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and

asked, 'How does that feel?’

 

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'Feels great,’ he replied; but I still think my thumb's broken!