A Bit Of Fun To Drain Away The Formality Of Life...

[Guest The Modfather]

How do you confuse an idiot?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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[Guest Ian Marr]

Why did the bubblegum cross the road?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

[Guest snotfart]

A husband says to his wife, "what would you do if I won the Lottery?"

 

She says,

 

"I'd take half, then leave you."

 

"Excellent," he replies,

 

"I won £12 , here's £6 - now *bleep* off!"

[Guest fatherhood]

Whats brown and sticky ?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A stick.

[Guest bimboone]

i must be geting old i was watching a porno the other day and i thought that bed look comfy!!!

[Guest dinger]

Another lottery based joke,

 

A man rings his wife and says

 

"honey,,,, pack your bags, I've just won the lottery"

 

 

Wife says

 

"oohh,,,,, Where are we going?"

 

Husband

 

" Were going nowhere,,, Just have your bags packed and be out of the house before I get home,"

[Guest snotfart]

I got caught jerkin off while sniffing my mate's sister's knickers yesterday.

Wouldn't have been so bad but she was wearing them at the time.

He went effing ballistic!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Made the rest of her funeral very awkward for both of us.

[Guest Matt_wood]

What green and white and goes red and the push of a button

 

Kermit in a blender

[Guest scrabster]

you know shortbread,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,they dont make it any longer.

[Guest dinger]

How do you confuse an idiot?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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I dont get it!

[Guest Ian & Carole]

It obiously works

[Guest scrabster]

got something to tell you but its hard to say..................................................................................................

...........ken dodds dads dogs dead.

[Al Milton]

Went to the doctors the other day and asked him to give me something for persistent wind.....

 

 

 

He gave me a kite

[Guest The Modfather]

Whats pink and wrinkly and belongs to grandad?

 

 

 

 

Grandma...

 

What's pink and wrinkly, hairy with warts and hangs out Grandad's pants?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It's Grandma again!

[Guest graham dockerill]

My wife knows everything except why she married me !