A Bit Of Fun To Drain Away The Formality Of Life...

[Shaft]

Isn't it strange how hot, sexy women all drive cute little cars.....

 

That reminds me.... the MOT is due on the wifes Transit.

[Guest smartfazer]

You know. I love all those plastic loyalty cards you get from supermarkets, DIY stores and the like.

 

The trouble is.....the more I get, does it make me more or less loyal?????

 

Steve

[Guest Mandy]

What's the fastest cake in the world?

 

scone!!!

 

 

 

What do you call a man with no shins?

 

Tony!!!

 

 

 

What do you call a deer with no eye's?

 

Bambi's mom

 

 

 

How do you make a cat go 'whooof'?

 

Cover it in petrol and strike a match.

 

 

 

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?

 

she choked.

[gaz0571]

went to the new rspca office today

its that small i couldnt swing the cat.

[richyb66]

I went dogging with the missus last night.

 

By the time she'd parked the car, everyone had left.

[Al Milton]

Came home from work today and found a blonde grouting.

 

She was singing "it's a heartache, nothing but a heartache"

 

I thought, she's a Bonnie Tiler!!