Never Trust A Nun!

[Guest chris n's missus]

A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a

 

>> sign out of the corner of his eye....It reads:

>>

>>

>> SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

>> HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION

>> 10 MILES

>>

>> He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without

>> second thought....Soon he sees another sign which reads:

>>

>> SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

>> HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION

>> 5 MILES

>>

>>

>>

>> Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and

>> drives past a third sign saying:

>>

>> SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

>> HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION

>> NEXT RIGHT

>>

>> His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive.

>> On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small

>> sign next to the door reading:

>>

>> SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

>>

>> He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun

 

>> in a long black habit who asks, "What may we do for you my son?"

>>

>> He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in

 

>> possibly doing business...."

>>

>> "Very well my son. Please follow me." He is led through many winding

>> passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed

>> door and tells the man, "Please knock on this door."

>>

>> He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers

 

>> the door... This nun instructs, "Please place $100 in the cup then go

 

>> through the large wooden door at the end of the hallway."

>> He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips

>> through the door pulling it shut behind him. The door locks, and he

>> finds himself back in the parking lot facing another sign:

>>

>> GO IN PEACE.

>> YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.

>> SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER.

[Guest mkeats02]

Good One!

 

[Guest stu205]

old ones are the best!!

[Guest chris n's missus]

more nun fun:

 

 

Cabbie says to nun in his Cab

"my fantasy is to have a blow job by a nun".

She says Okay, but you must be Catholic and single

 

Cabbie says, thats me

 

Nun does the deed.

 

Cabbie starts to cry, "Please forgive me sister I have sinned, i'm married and

Jewish"

 

Nun says, "that's okay, i'm kevin and on my way to a fancy dress party"

 

 

[Mitch]

I can see loads of Catholics marching in protest to these now, then again Catholics have a sense of humour so maybe not

 

Mitch

[Guest docter fox]