Censorship

[Big Jim]

Too late Dave! we've gone past the "I love Matt" bit ,

now we're taking the p..s!

[Guest Chris.A.]

No -one has Matt, I feel only good vibes it's nice to know.

 

Matts not too well at the moment guy's.

He's caught a virus, his mainframe is wobbly, his picture frame is shakey, his memory chip is running hot, and he keeps getting 'pop-outs' from his nose.

He's tried all the usually anti-virus programs, asprin, anadin, night nurse (Shut up Chris!) Vick but it seems to be throughly embedded.

 

What have I said?

........you " miserable old Ba*****" !

 

............O.K. Lads,.....I am a "MODERATOR" .....should I "Lock" ..HIM?

 

( just to get your own back........eh?........let me know!!!!!!!)

[Guest Chris.A.]

:gdit: Hi. I am Mrs. CHRIS.A.

(well ,other members wives get their "lbs" worth !......shut your gob,Chris!...by entering insertions in their husdbands private places...so why should I miss out? )

Leave BIG JIM alone ! ! ! ! :angry:

he is a sensetive,caring, educated and sensual sex machine.( don`t worry MATT, you are allusinating because you are so poorly, this isn`t really happening.)

Really *bleep* off with Chris, ..at the moment,.....he keeps talking in his sleep about ....."LOUISE"....who the hell is he? :gdit: :gdit: :gdit:

.I digress,

Jim is not a big ugly northern gett, .but a little floppy bunny!

....if you "LOCK" him, I will leave you ! Chris....I mean it !!!!!!!!!:angry: :angry:

[Guest Chris.A.]

.......... sounds fair !......

[Big Jim]

what you doing Chrisifer locking me out? naughty boy, see you've upset Mrs Chrisifer.