Joke

[Mitch]

A German approached a Lady of the Night

 

I vish to buy sex viz you

 

Ok! says the Girl I charge 20 quid

 

Zat ist Goot, but I must varn you I am a little kinky!

 

No problem she replied cautiously I can do little kinky?

 

So off they go to the Girls flat, where the German produces four large

bed springs and a Duck caller,

 

I vant that you tie ze springs to each of your hans und knees,

 

She duly does this balancing precariously on the springs,

 

You vill Please to blow zis quacker as I make Love to you,

 

She finds this odd? but the Guy is paying, She finds that the sex is

fantastic as she is bounced all over the room by the energetic German all

the time Honking! on the Duck call,

 

The climax is the most sensational she has ever experienced, and it is

several minutes before she gains enough breath to say,

 

That was totally amazing! what do you call that position??

 

Ah! say's the German zat is ze........

 

FOURSPRUNGDUCKTECHNIQUE.

[Guest bone]

thats an old joke mitch

[Guest bone]

meeting on the 4th of feb at preston still

[Guest shaggy]

thats an old joke mitch

 

It may be an old joke, but its the first I've heard it - very funny

 

Si

[Guest smartfazer]

It may be an old joke, but its the first I've heard it - very funny

 

Si

 

 

First time for me too :rolleyes:

[Mat-Moo]

LOL!