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Two men dressed in Pilots' uniforms walk up the aisle of the plane

Both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and the other

 

Is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane.

Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter

The cockpit, the door closes, and the engines start up. The passengers

 

Begin glancing nervously around, searching for some sign that this is

 

Just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming.

The plane moves faster and faster down the runway and the people

Sitting in the window seats realize they're heading straight for the

Water at the edge of the airport. As it begins to look as though the

 

Plane will plough into the water, panicked screams fill the cabin.

Just at that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The

 

Passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon all retreat

 

Into their magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in Good hands.

......

 

In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and says,

You know, Bob, one of these days, they're gonna scream too late

And we're all f*****g gonna die."

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