The 4 Word Story

[MarkBzero]

hair around the mongoose

[Al Milton]

just having a rub

[ACG]

round large cavity when

[Foz]

is not what happened

[philshelton]

last night but what

[ACG]

she said after that

[Guest The Modfather]

Was that she's going

[Guest Sharky]

buying a GBS Zero!

 

[To be fair, I think I deserve a few extra 'finesse' points at this stage for actually getting the name of one of our cars into the story, instead of your weird (and somewhat disturbing) fixation on lesbian mongoose strangling! Not sure who started that particular perversion, but Nick (Shaft) can carry the blame - and Daz as a copper, I am sure there will be some part of the criminal code that applies, failing that you could just revert to default settings and go for a caution under section five of the public order act or section 69 of the Army act 1955 - which from memory is absolutely bullet proof!! Ooops sorry about the word count! Please do carry on ... ]

[Guest Sharky]

Richard had told her

[philshelton]

2B a good girl

[Guest The Modfather]

And swap the pinto

[Shaft]

For a younger lesbian

[Guest The Modfather]

Who had a strap

[Guest dinger]

Which needed lubrication to

[Shaft]

stop the zip from