Ferrari Sack Pit Crew

[Adrian]

The Ferrari F1 team fired their entire pit crew yesterday. Theannouncement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of theBritish Government's 'Work for your Dole' scheme and employ some Wolverhampton youngsters.The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary onhow unemployed youths from Low Hill were able to remove a set ofwheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment whereas Ferrari's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions ofpounds worth of high tech equipment.It was thought to be an excellent, bold move by the Ferrari managementteam as most races are won and lost in the pits, giving Ferrari an advantage over every other team.However, Ferrari got more than they bargained for!At the crew's first practice session, not only was the Wolverhamptonpit crew able to change all four wheels in under 6 seconds but, within 12 seconds, they had re-sprayed, re-badged and sold the car to theMcLaren team for 8 cases of Stella, a bag of weed and some photos ofLewis Hamilton's bird in the shower!

[philshelton]

PMSL :rofl:

[sj-bradley]

Brill

 

Simon.