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About vacinc

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  • Birthday 01/16/1966

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  1. different make sure you use spring clamps
  2. This has happened to a few people, I no. (very recently) Two of them think they were hacked through there kids play station accounts. just a warning ? ............... HI
  3. A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd, in a remote mountainous pasture in California, when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the cowboy, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, Will you give me a calf?" Bud looks at the man,obviously a yuppie,then looks at his peacefully grazing herd, and calmly answers, "Sure, Why not?" The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects it to his RAZR V3 cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on his location, which he then feeds to another NASA satellite, that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo. The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg,Germany .. Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses an MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet with email, on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives his response. Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet printer, turns to the cowboy and says, "You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves.." "That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves," says Bud. He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on with amusement as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car. Then Bud says to the young man, "Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf?" The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why not?" "You're a Congressman for the U.S. Government", says Bud. "Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?" "No guessing required." answered the cowboy. "You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked. You used millions of dollars worth of equipment trying to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you don't know a thing about how working people make a living - or about cows, for that matter. This is a herd of sheep. ...... Now give me back my dog!
  4. have had both fitted, 285 and fr34 id say for the road the kent is a better cam, but still a small bit of OFF cam up to 3000rpm, (but not much )
  5. Two men dressed in Pilots' uniforms walk up the aisle of the plane Both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and the other Is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane. Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter The cockpit, the door closes, and the engines start up. The passengers Begin glancing nervously around, searching for some sign that this is Just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming. The plane moves faster and faster down the runway and the people Sitting in the window seats realize they're heading straight for the Water at the edge of the airport. As it begins to look as though the Plane will plough into the water, panicked screams fill the cabin. Just at that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The Passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon all retreat Into their magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in Good hands. ...... In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and says, You know, Bob, one of these days, they're gonna scream too late And we're all f*****g gonna die."
  6. Dear people of the United Kingdom Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of the economy, your Government has decided to implement a scheme to put workers 50 years of age and older on early retirement. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early). Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to the government to be eligible for the SHAFT scheme (Special Help After Forced Termination). Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program (Scheme Covering Retired Early Workers). A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as the government deems appropriate. Only persons who have been RAPED can get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependants & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance). Obviously, persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by the government. Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on, will receive as much sh-t (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. The government has always prided itself in the amount of sh-t it gives out. Should you feel that you do not receive enough sh=t, please bring this to the attention of your local MP. They have been trained to give you all the sh_t you can handle. Sincerely, Gordon Brown
  7. that smack on, the same as mine.
  8. A cop stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the biker his name. 'Fred,' he replies. 'Fred what?' the officer asks. 'Just Fred,' the man responds. The officer is in a good mood and thinks he might just give the biker a break and, write him out a warning instead of a ticket. The officer then presses him for the last name. The man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it. The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it. 'Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?' The biker replies, 'It's a long story, so stay with me. I was born Fred Johnson. I studied hard and got good grades. When I got older, I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my degree, so I was Fred Johnson, MD. After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back to school. Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way through School, got my degree, so then I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS. Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant and she gave me VD, so now I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS, with VD. Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS. Then I was Fred Johnson, MD, with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Johnson with VD. Then the VD took away my Johnson, so now I am Just Fred.' The officer walked away in tears, laughing.
  9. he cant be there, because he is here ? http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&sour...134.08,,0,11.53
  10. or the choke is stuck on ...... ?
  11. vacinc

    A Quicky

    ive 7" fitted at the minute. have tryed 8"s and there loads of room. so im putting 7"s at the front with toyo"s 888 and 9"s at the back (if i can find tyres to fit that are road legal ) biggest i can find so far, is 205x60 13"s but they are to small. i alway fit cheap tyres at the back, because they dont last that long Old New Diameter 570.4mm 535.2mm Circumference 1792mm 1681.4mm Poke 5.9mm 114.3mm Inset 126.9mm 114.3mm Speedo error 0% 6.58% Reading at 30mph 30mph 31.97mph Reading at 60mph 60mph 63.95mph Ride height gain 0mm -17.6mm Arch gap loss 0mm -17.6mm
  12. vacinc

    A Quicky

    thank you, going to fit a set of 13" x 9". but still looking for tyres
  13. vacinc

    A Quicky

    would anyone no, of the top of there head the offset / et of Aray alloys (as supplyed with the kit ) ?
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