The dogs they had a party ,they came from near and far,some they came by aeroplane and some they came by car,as they filed into the meeting place instructions they all took that each remove his arseole and hang it on a hook,the party had hardly started when a big dog shouted "FIRE" out they all ran no one had time to look each one grabbed the nearest arseole from the nearest hook,when they put those aresoles on they found they were quiet sore . because each one had an arseole heed never had before. So when you see a dog a chewing on a bone and he leaves to sniff another dogs arse its because he`s looking for his own.