Well guys you all know what it is like. Your partner always moans that you spend too long in the garage. You never spend enough time with her. The famous quote " your always in that bloody garage" Well here is the answer buy her a book, not just any book mind you. It's called wait for it
Fifty Shades of Grey.
All the women up here are raving about it, according to the missus its the equivalent of Mummy porn when they pick it up they can't put it down. The best bit is though is that it's a trilogy so as long as your wife is a slow reader like mine I could have enough time to build a complete car if need be.
Andy