Joke

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Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.

 

One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim

 

Suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool

 

And stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him.

 

She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.

 

When the director of Nursing became aware of Edna's heroic act, she

 

Considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the

 

News she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news.

 

The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to

 

Rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of

 

Another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound

 

Mindedness.

 

The bad news is that Jim, the patient you saved, hanged himself in his

 

Bathroom with the belt to his robe right after you saved him.

 

I am sorry, but he's dead."

 

Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry.

 

How soon can I go home