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>> Wee Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge

>> around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up

to

>> maximum

>> speed on the long corridors.

>>

>> Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic the other

>> residents tolerated her and some of them actually joined in.

>>

>> One day Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and

>> Daft Davie stepped out with his arm outstretched. "STOP!," he shouted

>> in a firm voice. "Have you got a licence for that thing?" Ethel

fished

>> around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held it up

to

>> him.

>> "OK" he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall.

>>

>> As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, weird Wullie

>> popped out in front of her and shouted "STOP! Have you got proof of

>> insurance?"

>> Wee Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster and held

it up

>> to him.

>> Wullie nodded and said " Aye on ye go hen" As Ethel neared the final

>> corridor, Mental Malky stepped out in front of her, nae a stitch on,

and

>> holding his "You-Know- What" in his hand.

>>

>> "Oh, good grief," yelled wee Ethel, "No the Breathalyzer Test

>> again.!!!"