Joke For Today

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> George W. Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to hell where

>the Devilis waiting for him.

>

>"I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You're on my list, but I

>have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you

>what

>I'm going to do. I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as

>you.

>I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let

>YOU

>decide who leaves."

>George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed.

>The devil opened the first room: in it was Richard Nixon and a large pool

>of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty-handed over and over and

>over.

>Such was his fate in hell.

>"No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and don't

>think

>I could do that all day long."

>The devil led him to the next room and in it was Margaret Thatcher with a

>sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All she did was swinging that

>hammer,

>time after time after time.

>"No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony

>if

>all I could do was break rocks all day!" said George.

>The devil opened a third door. Inside, George saw Bill Clinton, lying on

>the

>floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in

>spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does

>best.

>George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said,

>"Yeah,

>I can handle this."

>The devil smiled and said, "OK, Monica, you're free to go."