Yeah I Know Its Daft

[Guest chris n's missus]

CHINESE SICK LEAVE: "I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!"

 

Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today,

I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come

work."

 

The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need

you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me

sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."

 

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say and I

feel great. I be at work soon......... You got nice house."

[Guest jcb1300]

What about Mujibar who was trying to get a job in India

 

The Personnel Manager said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it you cannot qualify for this job."

 

Mujibar said, "I am ready"

 

The manager said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green."

 

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister manager, I am ready"

 

The manager said, "Go ahead."

 

Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, and I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"

 

Mujibar now works as a technician at a call centre for computer problems.

 

No doubt you have spoken to him?

[Guest macca]

What about Mujibar who was trying to get a job in India

 

The Personnel Manager said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it you cannot qualify for this job."

 

Mujibar said, "I am ready"

 

The manager said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green."

 

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister manager, I am ready"

 

The manager said, "Go ahead."

 

Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, and I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"

 

Mujibar now works as a technician at a call centre for computer problems.

 

No doubt you have spoken to him?

 

I work with large HP and Sun servers, they are a nightmare. The errors can be quite complicated and sinse Mujibar and his clan started answering the phones problems are taking twice as long to sort out.

[Mitch]

He works for AOL !!!!!!