Another Police Post

[Guest Dredd]

Dodgy

Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don't know won't hurt 'em eh? We know your heart's in the right place… but watch out or that place may be a 3 to 5 stretch in Pentonville with 'Mad' Frank, Harry the Horse and 'Wristy' Rich Richardson.

 

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

 

Years in prison: 12.5 Potential fine: £2000

 

Er

[Guest Battery Bill]

Joel

Butter wouldn't melt in my mouth

 

I bet you fibbed when filling in the form

 

Grim

 

Nice to see i'm safer than bill 

 

Its just I have had a lot more practice than you

[Grim]

yeah, i guess you do have a lot of years on me

[Guest charlyfarly]

Years in prison: 19 Potential fine: £0

 

Well at least the bank account will be ok

[Guest chris brown]

88 years and £7500 fine

[Guest docter fox]

Jim, how it 18 years in prison being a good boy?

[Guest battery joe]

In the clear

You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you! It's good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it's hardly life on the edge…

 

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

 

Years in prison: 5 Potential fine: £0

 

[Guest Ian & Carole]

Good to see I will never be out of work .

 

Ian J

[Guest Bob's Babe]

8 years inprison with a £5000 fine........

not as bad as some of you lot

 

SUE

[Guest mark kingston]

i must be a saint..

I got 1 year and a £5000 fine

of course all questions where answered honestly he he

[Guest Guy]

Years in prison: 92 Potential fine: £5000

Most of them seem to be sexual