Some Unanswered Questions.....

[Guest stu205]

If people evolved from apes, how come there are still apes?

 

Why do we press harder on the remote when we know the batteries are low?

 

Can you cry under water?

 

Why do people believe yo when you say there are four billion stars but check when you say the paint is wet?

 

why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the tube?

Why do they use sterelised needles for execution by lethal injection?

 

How come tarzan never had a beard?

 

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest but duck when a baddie throws the empty gun at him?

 

Why did kamikaze piolots wear helmets?

 

Whose cruel idea was is to put an 's' in the word lisp.?

 

What is the speed of dark?

 

Are there reserved parking spaces for able bodied people at the Special Olympic Games?

 

If you sent someone a consignment of polystyrene, what would you pack it in?

 

If the temprature is zero outside and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

 

Why do banks charge a fee for having 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money in the account to pay it?

 

If it's true that we are here to help others, what are all the others doing?

 

What level of importance must a person have before they are considered asassinated instead of murdered?

 

Why do round pizzas come in square boxes?

 

How is it that we put a man on the moon before we figured out that it would be a good idea to put wheels on our bigger suitcases?

 

Why is it that people say the 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up every couple of hours?

 

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings then put money in powerful binoculars to look at things on the ground?

 

If all the nations in the world are in debt, then where did all the money go?

 

Do fish ever get thirsty?

 

Can you still get cornered if you are in a round room.?

 

Why don't birds fall out of tress when they are asleep?

 

If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil from vegetables, should we boycot baby oil?

 

Why is it called a building when it is already built?

If you are traveling at the speed of sound and you turn on your radio, would you be able to hear it?

 

If you were driving at the speed of light after dark and you switched on your headlights, what would happen?

 

Why is a TV set called a set when there is only one of it?

 

Once you make it to heaven are you stuck with the clothes you were burried or cremated in?

 

why do football fans have such shot memorys (who is that Glazer bloke??)