Friday Fun

[Guest Andrew M]

All,

 

Here is a Joke I have been sent thought it was funny and I would share it with you, please dont take affence to it as I do not mean any

 

BMW Z3

A Banbury senior citizen drove his brand new BMW Z3 convertible out of the car salesroom.

Taking off down the motorway, he floored it to 90 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.

"Amazing!" he thought as he flew down the M40, enjoying pushing the pedal to the metal even more.

Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car behind him, blue lights flashing

And siren blaring.

"I can get away from him - no problem!" thought the elderly nutcase as he floored

It to 110mph, then 120, then 130mph.

Suddenly, he thought, "What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for this nonsense!"

So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up

With him.

Pulling in behind him, the police officer walked up to the driver's side of the BMW, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in10 minutes. Today is Friday

And I'm taking off for the weekend. If you can give me a reason why you were

Speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."

The man, looked very seriously at the policeman, and replied,

"Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman. I thought you were bringing her back."

"Have a good day, Sir," said the policeman

 

 

I hope that you liked and and if not I am sorry.

 

Cheers

 

Andy

[Guest Bob's Babe]

good one

 

 

moved it to new funny section

 

SUE