Are You Cuckoo

[Derek]

From Mrs O

 

 

Why women should avoid girls night out after they are married...

 

The other night I was invited out for a night with 'the girls.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!'

 

Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.

 

Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.

 

Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a

quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.

 

(Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)

 

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him 'Midnight'. He didn't seem *bleep* off at all. Whew! Got away with that one!

 

Then he said, 'We need a new cuckoo clock.'

 

When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times then said 'Oh *bleep*'. cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.

 

 

 

Got the ticket ready to collect my coat.

[Guest crwoodford]

Believable up to the point where the woman Farted! Surely women dont do that?

 

 

Col (Taunton)