Last Joke

[Guest keith12]

40 gypsies died in a massive pile up on the motorway and went up to heaven.

They turned up at the purley gates and asked st Peter to let them in.

He said he only had room for 5 of them, so they should go away and think about who should go in.

A short while later st Peter went to see god and said they've gone!

 

 

God replied, the pikey's?

 

 

 

 

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No.......................the bleeding gates!!!!!

[Guest macca]

40 gypsies died in a massive pile up on the motorway and went up to heaven.

They turned up at the purley gates and asked st Peter to let them in.

He said he only had room for 5 of them, so they should go away and think about who should go in.

A short while later st Peter went to see god and said they've gone!

 

 

God replied, the pikey's?

 

 

Scroll down!!!

No.......................the bleeding gates!!!!!

 

Quality....

 

Reminds me of a run in a had last week. There is an island outside B&Q in Coventry(Binley) covered in decorative stones. About 9pm the other night I drove past and a guy was shoveling stones in to a bag, his car was just in the entrance to the store with the boot open. Me being the big mouth idiot, called him a "Thieving Gypsy". Well I though no more of it until he nearly ran me over at the petrol station a few miles down the road. He was a big sod, not too bothered about the theiving part of the comment, and he reminded me of a southern irish bare knuckle fighter....

 

I thought he was going to bury me. I must learn to keep my gob shut.