An Oldie, Joke

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The Englishman's wife steps up to the first tee and, as she bends over to

place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack

of underwear. Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?'

her husband demanded.

 

'Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping

money to afford any,' she replied. The Englishman immediately reaches

into his pocket and says, 'For the sake of decency, here's 50. Go and

buy yourself some underwear.' **

 

Next, the Scotsman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee.

Her skirt also blows up to show that she is wearing no undies. 'Blessed

Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why not?'

 

She replies, 'I can't afford any on the money you give me.' He reaches into his

pocket and says, 'For the sake of decency, here's 20. Go and buy yourself

some underwear!' **

 

Lastly, the Irishman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her

skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it. 'Sweet

mudder of Jasus, Maggie! Where the fook are yer drawers?'

 

She too explains, You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd any.' The

Irishman reaches into his pocket and says Well, fer the love 'o Jasus, 'n the sake of decency, here's a comb.

Tidy yerself up a bit.'*