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Joke That Made Me Laugh :)

Mat-Moo · 2003-06-04T10:25:59+0000

A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together." "I know," the old man said, " Fifty years ago we were sitting here naked as the day we were born." "Well, Granny snickered, "Let's relive some old times." The two of them stripped to the buff and sat down at the table. "You know, darling," the little old lady breathlessly replied, "My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago." "I wouldn't be surprised," replied Grandad. "One's in your coffee and the other's in your porridge." HE HE!!