Words Women Use

[Guest stu205]

The following are words that us men often misunderstand

 

FINE:

This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up!

 

FIVE MINUTES:

If she is getting ready, this means and half an hour. Five minutes is only ever five minutes if you have been given five minutes to finish whatever it is your doing before helping with jobs round the house

 

NOTHING

This is the calm before the storm! This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "FINE"

 

GO RIGHT ON AHEAD

THIS IS NOT A DARE!!!!!! Do NOT under any circumstances do whatever it was you were going to do

 

LOUD SIGH

This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "LOUD SIGH" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "NOTHING"

 

THAT’S OK

This is one of the most dangerous statements in a woman’s vocabulary. "THATS OK" means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for the mistake you have made

 

THANKS

If a woman thanks you don’t under any circumstance question it, just say your welcome!

 

WHATEVER

a simple one, its a woman’s way of saying F$%& YOU!!!!

[Guest Bob's Babe]

Note to self: must use these much more often as Tim will now understand what I'm thinking

 

SUE

[Bob Tucker]

Sorry Sue,

but no mere man will ever understand what a woman is thinking.....!

 

We have enough trouble with what women say.... :boohoo:

[Guest salty_monk]

 

Understanding... that's what your girlfriends are for

 

Us men like to approach things head on & "fix" them. (If only, maybe that's why we like to fix cars instead...)