Chinese Proverbs.

[Guest vacinc]

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

[Guest Jaffer]

 

.... made I laugh that did!!

[Guest chris n's missus]

oh lordy - how old is that!

 

mind you, it opens the door for an onslaught of others. mine are:

 

man who dreams of eating his pillow wakes up feeling a little down in the mouth

 

man who works in a watch factory sits all day and makes faces

[Mitch]

man who go to bed with itchy bum... wakes up with smelly finger !!!!

[Guest vacinc]

Man who run in front of car get tired.

 

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

 

Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

 

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

 

Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

 

War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

 

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

 

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

 

(classic) Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

 

Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

 

keep them coming,

[Guest red7]

Swinging chain means warm seat

[Guest Guy]

Man who go to bed with hard problem wake up with solution in hand

[Guest Quantox]

Man who naughties woman on side of hill is not on level.

 

Woman who boils beans and peas in the same pot is velly, velly dirty.

 

 

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[Guest stu205]

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

 

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

 

Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

 

Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.

 

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

 

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

 

It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

 

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

 

Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

[RedTrev]

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

 

Man with two hands in pockets not feel too cocky