Friday Humour

[Guest chris n's missus]

>>>HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN

 

>>>

 

>>>Compliment her,

 

>>>respect her,

 

>>>honour her,

 

>>>cuddle her,

 

>>>kiss her, caress her,

 

>>>love her, stroke her,

 

>>>tease her,

 

>>>comfort her,

 

>>>protect her,

 

>>>hug her,

 

>>>hold her,

 

>>>spend money on her,

 

>>>wine and dine her,

 

>>>buy things for her,

 

>>>listen to her,

 

>>>care for her,

 

>>>stand by her,

 

>>>support her,

 

>>>hold her,

 

>>>go to the ends of the Earth for her.

 

>>>

 

>>>

 

>>>HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN

 

>>>

 

>>>Show up naked.

 

>>>Bring food.

[Guest tom2b]

Oh so true

[Guest stu205]

>>> say "ill let you put it ANYWHERE!!"

[Guest tom2b]

words i dream off

[Jon Green]

Can I add one...

 

Bring Beer!

[Guest gdc]

i have always said !

 

women are alright but you cant BEAT the real thing.

 

cost a fortune

shop till the card says no more ,

got a headache always, no asprin?

sex forget it when your married ,

great when your engaged after that forget it.

it seems like thers a switch that goes off after feeling secure, ring on finger that sort of thing?

 

or just because ive been been married for nearly 30 years and the wife is on my shoulder that i can say i am a happyly married man./

 

yea right shees gone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

dont sound bitter do i