Caption Competion

[Guest Daren.F]

Any body seen Dick Dastardly?

[Guest battery joe]

LOOK AT THE JUGS ON THAT

[Guest Daren.F]

What flowers do you like joey? and do you want a box or cremating.

[Guest Ianz]

Anybody got any toilet paper,I've just sxxt meself!!!!! :boohoo: :boohoo:

 

[Guest rizla]

NEWS FLASH........the donkey rides at blackpool suffer cut backs

strange man offers free rides for beer

[Guest Battery Bill]

What the hell is he doing with his right hand

[Guest ash]

"go back to bed kids or i'll show you that scarey man again!!"

[Peter Bell]

I'm worried about the lad behind! it looks as though he may be scarred for life.

Peter

[Guest Tim Norman]

Just a reminder Daren that there were more than just you on the beach with a camera.

 

And just for the record it was F Cold and it took a good few hours to thaw all the relevent bits out

 

As for my right hand, I think I was checking that nothing had actually fallen off

 

The young lad behind has contacted a trick cyclist and the councelling starts next week

[Guest rizla]

patrick duffy(the man from atlantis)has not aged well

[Guest TerryBarry]

Well - it's certainly not Ursula Andress

 

Mat - that filter you put on isn't working very well

[Guest Captain Daz]

The latest fashion at St Tropez this year is to only tan from the elbows and the knees down.

 

Either that or they've both been up to their elbows in s**t!

 

I thought it was only legal to wear speedos if you look like Brad Pitt?

 

Dangerous things cameras........dangerous things.

[Guest MikeD318]

Why oh why wear Speedo's? You can't see what Tim was wearing, what was it Tim? leopard print thong? or just plain old loin cloth?

[Mat-Moo]

Mat - that filter you put on isn't working very well

Sorry about that, doesn't work on pictures

[Guest Bob's Babe]

tim actually just stripped off down to his shorts and ran in like that.

 

He drip dried on the beach before going for a waffle to enhance the 'jugs' a bit further. Green peace weren't informed as he never fell over!

 

Joey you need to hide on Sat/Sun cos Tim will find you.

 

SUE