Rizla's New Car

[Joel]

What's this new car you've ordered Rizla?

 

I've never heard of it and neither has Google??

[Guest rizla]

mnracing vortx rt

 

link above,desighned and built by a ex british touring car driver/enginneer

[Guest Battery Bill]

Joel

It is a bit worrying isn't it

Rizla

Remember we are eagerly waiting of news from your first email

Fingers crossed this time

Shame your rear lights are not the LED types

[Guest rizla]

tell me about it bil,surely lightning cant stike twice

 

i have gone for alot of the extras too

 

carbon wings

carbon exhaust silencer

 

oooh givin too much away

[Guest Battery Bill]

Get the LED lights they look really good! Go on you can afford it

[Guest rizla]

let you into a secret,i allready have them indoors,they wil be fitted wheni get delivery of the car

 

PS CAR WILL NOT BE BLUE

[Big Jim]

It looks a bit like Kylie, but without the "Renault Megane" bum!!

 

 

 

(PS. Soon be October Rizzo!)

[Guest rizla]

well the wife said i should call this one dolly parton,cant think why

[Guest TerryBarry]

Veeerrrry Smart (Well maybe that's not the best word - doesn't look like a Smart)

 

Can't wait for a comment from Joey regarding those "jugs"

 

I hadn't seen the "Dolly P" comment when I wrote - agree agree

Edited August 16, 2004 by TerryBarry

[Guest rizla]

thanx for the kind words terry,im sure it wont be to everyones tast but could never resist a good cleavage

[Guest TerryBarry]

Riz,

What lump is going to be lurking under that bonnet ????

[Guest rizla]

kawasaki zx9r with uprated management(165bhp)and uprated clutch

 

and loads of revs

 

total weight of car(acording to marc the owner of the company)424.5kg

[chris n]

what BHP is it going to be kicking out?

and what colour are you having?

 

 

 

you beat me to it

[Guest TerryBarry]

At 425 Kg you had better stop eating one month prior to delivery

OR you could try overdosing on Senokots

[Guest rizla]

how many kg is 17 stone just asking