Jesus

[Guest trevor hooley]

There were three good arguments that Jesus was BLACK:-

 

1. He called everyone brother

2. He liked Gospel

3. He couldnt get a fair trial

 

But then there were three equally good arguments that Jesus was JEWISH:-

 

1. He went into his fathers business

2. He lived at home till he was 33

3. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure that he was God

 

But then there were three equally good reasons that Jesus was ITALIAN:-

 

1. He talked with his hands

2. He had wine with every meal

3. He used olive oil

 

But then there were three equally good arguments that Jesus was a CALIFORNIAN:-

 

1. He never cut his hair

2. He walked around barefoot

3. He started a new religion

 

But then there were three equally good arguments that Jesus was IRISH (like BOB):-

 

1. He never got married

2. He was always telling stories

3. He loved green pastures

 

But the most compeling evidence of all - three proofs Jesus was a WOMAN:-

 

1. He had to feed a crowd at a moments notice when there was no food

2. He kept trying to get the message across to a bunch of men who just didnt get it

3. Even when he was dead, he had to get up because there was more work for him to do.

 

 

trevor

[Guest JohnS]

Dont be daft

Jesus was a Cornishman,

He was a Chippy ( from Bethel ) they spelt it wrong in the Bible

His mates were fishermen (from Mevagissy)

And any way as the saying goes

Mathew, Mark, Luke and John ate a Pasty ten feet Long.

Now how would you get a Pasty in Jureuserlem 2000 years ago.

And lets face it only in Cornwall would you get a half decent size Pasty.

Stands to reason Jesus was a Cornishman.

[Mat-Moo]

OK these things go around like wildfire on e-mail, let's not pollute the board with them as well too much!