Joke

[Big Jim]

Stolen from Blatchat. but I liked it!

 

A father asked his 10 year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.

 

"I don't want to know!" the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me."

 

Confused, the father asked what was wrong.

 

"Oh Dad," the boy sobbed, "When I was 6 I got the 'There's no Santa' speech.

At 7, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech.

When I was 8, you hit me with the 'There's no tooth fairy' speech...

 

If you tell me that grown-ups don't really sh*g each other, I'll have nothing left to live for."

[Guest Battery Bill]

Well I liked it Jim

[Mat-Moo]

A father is talking to his son about sex and contraception as they are walking around town. They go into a chemist and he points out the condoms, the son asks - why a 3 pack? To which the dad replies, they are for collage students, Friday,Saturday and Sunday night. They yhe sone see's a 6 pack of condoms, and again the asks why in 6's? The dad replies that they are for the stud students, 2 for Friday night, 2 for Saturday night and 2 for Sunday night. Lastly the boy spots the 12pack, and says that these must be for the real men? The dad replies... No, they are for married men, one for January, One for Feburary...

[Guest salty_monk]

I heard a 3 pack was one for the wife two for the girlfriend...