Stuff Women Cant Do

[Guest rizla]

i know its sexist but who cares

 

THE STUFF WOMEN CANT DO

 

 

 

 

1/ Know anything about a car except its colour

2/ Understand a film plot

3/ Go 24 hours without sending a text message

4/ Lift

5/ Throw

6/ Run

7/ Park

8/ Read a map

9/ Rob a bank

10/ Sit still

11/ Tell a joke

12/ Play pool

13/ Pay for dinner

14/ Eat a kebab while walking

15/ Argue without shouting

16/ Get told off without crying

17/ Understand fruit machines

18/ Walk past a shoe shop

19/ Make a decent bacon sandwich

20/ Not comment on stranger's clothes

21/ Use small amounts of toilet paper

22/ Let you sleep with a hang over

23/ Drink a pint gracefully

24/ Get a round in

25/ Throw a punch

26/ Do magic

27/ Like your friends

28/ Eat a really hot curry

29/ Get to the point

30/ Buy plain envelopes

31/ Take less than 20 minutes in the toilet

32/ Sit in a room for 5 minutes without saying " I'm Cold "

33/ Go shopping without telephoning 20 friends

34/ Avoid credit card debt

35/ Dive into a pool

36/ Assemble furniture

37/ Set a video recorder

38/ Not try to change you

39/ Watch a war film

40/ Understand why flirting results in violence

41/ Spend a day by themselves

42/ Go to the toilet by themselves

43/ Buy a purse that fits in your pocket

44/ Choose a video quickly

45/ Break wind

46/ Get this far without having argued with at least 5 of the above

[Guest micky bigthumbs]

AGGGGGHHHHHHHH

i must have married a bloke

[Guest Dredd]

Bonnie and Clyde robbed banks and one of them was a female...... Patti Hurst, she robbed banks albeit 'against her will'.

[Mitch]

Micky, i think that makes two of us,

 

Mitch

[Big Jim]

Please note guys & GALS, I'm not making any comments!!!

 

(But I don't think a lot of those apply to some of the members "other halves" up this way)

[Guest Greg]

Be careful Mitch, or you'll be in for a serious no. 25

[Mitch]

Its okay, im used to it now, and as for Jim keeping quite,he obviously hasnt yet

 

Mitch

[Guest brummy-ade]

regarding 45 my mrs is a expert!!!!!