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Traffic Jam

Al Milton · 2008-08-01T15:31:00+0000

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into Central London. Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What Happened, what's the hold up?' 'Terrorists have kidnapped Gordon Brown , Tony Blair and Alistair Darling . They are asking for a £10 million ransom. Otherwise, They are going to douse them with petrol and set Them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up A collection.' The driver asks, 'On average, how much is everyone Giving?' 'About a gallon