Fixing The Countries Problems

[Andi]

Just had this sent in an email which is quite funny.

Apparantly sent to our prime minister.

 

Scuse the HTML puta language.. Wasnt meant to have been there.

 

 

<br style="line-height: 17px; "> <br style="line-height: 17px; "> <br style="line-height: 17px; ">Dear Mr. Cameron,<br style="line-height: 17px; ">Please find below our suggestion for fixing England 's economy.<br style="line-height: 17px; ">Instead of giving billions of pounds to banks that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan.<br style="line-height: 17px; ">You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:<br style="line-height: 17px; ">There are about 10 million people over 50 in the work force.<br style="line-height: 17px; ">Pay them £1 million each severance for early retirement with the following stipulations:<br style="line-height: 17px; ">1) They MUST retire.<br style="line-height: 17px; ">Ten million job openings - unemployment fixed<br style="line-height: 17px; ">2) They MUST buy a new British car.<br style="line-height: 17px; ">Ten million cars ordered - Car Industry fixed<br style="line-height: 17px; ">3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage -<br style="line-height: 17px; ">Housing Crisis fixed<br style="line-height: 17px; ">4) They MUST send their kids toschool/college/university -<br style="line-height: 17px; ">Crime rate fixed<br style="line-height: 17px; ">5) They MUST buy £100 WORTH of alcohol/tobacco a week .....<br style="line-height: 17px; ">and there's your money back in duty/tax etc<br style="line-height: 17px; ">6) Instead of stuffing around with the carbon emissions trading scheme that makes us pay for the major polluters, tell the greedy *bleep*s to reduce their pollution emissions by 75% within 5 years or we shut them down.<br style="line-height: 17px; ">It can't get any easier than that!