Caption Competition

[Guest red7]

McGowan,

"Keeps overheating in traffic, mate"

 

Lotus Salesman,

"That will not be a problem, were you are going sir"

 

Riz, You can do better I bet

[Guest jawald]

Thats fine but please - get it of my foot

[Guest rizla]

"dont just take a photo,get an ambulance,were both stuck on this sikaflex stuff"

[Guest DanRyalls]

to keep this topical as per other popular threads......... do 3 spokes come as an optional extra???

[swan]

Hi

 

Push the bugger back you daft sod its on my foot

 

swan

 

you beat me to it swan

Edited July 15, 2004 by swan

[Guest Battery Bill]

Lotus Salesman

"If you stay there big Jim will not notice that they are Remoulds"

[Guest red7]

Look's like they nicked them off me bike

[Guest paul thompson]

How about

Sorry mate those long wings don't cover the wheels enough, no SVA for you matey.

 

Or

You can make the hood fit better by applying a slight pressure here in the middle of the screen,

 

or, keeping it topical

 

Of course the self centering would be better if you got your foot out of the way!

[Guest red7]

You guys are wasted, get jobs as script writers.

[chris n]

this alligator bonnet will shut !!!!!!! :gdit:

[Guest paul thompson]

I see you managed to get an age related plate sir

[Guest Andybarbet]

No sir, your looking at the wrong end, i'm sure the battery is in the back !!

[st3v3nw]

"keep pushing it should start soon"

 

"but the engine isn't in yet!!!"

[chris n]

OOPPS JUST DROPPED THE MONEY FOR THE PARKING METER DOWN THE DRAIN!!!!!!

[Guest TerryBarry]

"just press down until the adhesive goes off and you'll have a supersonic job"