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Dave R

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  1. A father went into his daughter's bedroom and

    saw a letter on the bed.

     

    With a dreadful premonition he read it, his hands

    trembling.

     

    "Dear Mum and Dad, It is with great regret and

    sorrow that I'm telling

     

    you that I've eloped with my new boyfriend. I've

    found real love and he is

    so nice. Especially with all his piercings, scars, tattoos and his big

    motorbike. But it's not only that; I'm pregnant,

    and Ahmed said that we

    will

    be very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants

    to have many more

    children with me and that's one of my dreams.

     

    "I;ve learned that marijuana doesn't hurt

    anyone and we'll be growing

    it

    for us and his friends. They're the ones providing

    us with all the cocaine

    and ecstasy we could ever want. In the meantime,

    we'll pray for science to

    find the AIDS cure so Ahmed gets better. He

    deserves it.

     

    "Don't worry about money. Ahmed has arranged

    for me to be in films

    that

    his friends Leroy and Jamal make in their basement.

    Apparently I can earn

    £50 a scene. I get a £50 bonus if there are more

    than three men in the

    scene, and an extra £100 if they use the horse.

     

    "Don;t worry, Mum. Now I'm 15 years old I know

    how to take care of

    myself.

     

    "Some day I'll visit you and Dad so that you

    can meet your

    grandchildren.

     

    your loving daughter Aimee

    P.S. Dad, it's not true. I'm watching TV at a

    neighbour's house. I

    just

    wanted to show you that there are worse things in

    life than ENGLAND GETTING

     

    BEATEN ON F*CKING PENALTIES AGAIN.

    I love you, Aimee

     

     

     

     

    :D :p

  2. when you work out what you need can you post it here please.

    i have a dgas straight from a granada, and thought it runs on it i think will put the original back for the sva

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