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Derek

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I have had to stop reading it half way through, its probably not professional to sit in the office grizzling like an idiot whilst we have customers talking about serious issues as they think im laughing at them!

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that is absolutely brilliant, started reading it this morning and nearly wrote the computer off when i choked on my coffee laughing at it :rofl:

 

on a similar note, when i was a young teenager i had a friend who was always scrounging sweets/toffees/fags etc and as we were getting a bit tired of this my friends and i hatched a plan of revenge on this lad.

we bought a packet- 24 pieces- of ex-lax chocolate laxative and disguised it as cadbury bourneville dark chocolate.

at an oppertune moment i got the 'bourneville' out of my pocket and ate a couple of pieces, these were real bourneville, then on the pretence of not liking dark choccy offered it around. of course none of my other mates wanted any but poor gullible, greedy Ben scoffed the lot

 

we didnt see him for a couple of days after that and when we did he seemed to think he'd caught a bug and got the runs/sh*ts because of it, then he told us he spent most of the time on the toilet and his backside resembled that of a zoo baboon.

 

well we rolled about laughing and in the end had to confess, Ben was not a happy bunny and neither was his mum, calling us all the names under the sun, but luckily his dad saw the funny side of it

 

Steve

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