Job Predicter

[Guest daveg]

Apparently Dave q is a "Mad Scientist"  

ha ha

 

Josph Brown is a Top Gun Pilot

 

Dave g < Thats a bloody G :boohoo:

[Guest battery joe]

Dave

it's not

Josph

it's Joseph

anyway it's Joey , i hate being called joseph :angry:

[Guest Daren.F]

Right then Joseph!

[Guest TerryBarry]

After many hours of dedicated research, I find that there is something odd about this system.

Input "Nigel Mansell" = Superhero

 

Input "Clarke Kent" = Funeral Director

 

Input "Adam West" = Professional Shopper

 

I'll be submitting this thesis in full to the Open University for my PhD

 

Terry (Street Sweeper).

[Guest chris brown]

chris, Your ideal job is a Garden Gnome.

chris brown, Your ideal job is a Second-Hand Car Salesman.

c brown, Your ideal job is a Air Steward

christopher brown, Your ideal job is a Porn Star.

Now which shall I be today number 4 sounds good but before Bill says it yes I'm to old

[Guest docter fox]

I know its a bit late but i think mines gotta be the best

James Fox = Emperor of all the world

[Guest Bazwaz]

I'm a prostitute. Still, it's better than walking the streets!

Barry.

[Guest captn Pugwash]

put my name in, guess what, Im a animal therapist, never touched a sheep, live at the seaside, dont like cockLES,

 

Put my mrs's name in and shes a gigalo, !!!!!!!!!!! SH*T she cant be!!! She cooks and washes up, not possible !!! shes lovely really ( I need brownie points at the moment.) no comment from Rizla required

 

Dave

[Guest TallonKarrde]

Im a Talking Clock :-(

[Guest TallonKarrde]

Just For the record... Its been a Year since i joined today...and still only 17 posts!!!

[Guest paul mercer]

i'm a bungee jumper, but my girlfriend is a stripper. Yeah. can't wait to get home!!!

[Guest Bob Rowell]

well it seems I am a brain surgeon - still it's better than being a brain transplant donor

[Guest Battery Bill]

Just For the record... Its been a Year since i joined today...and still only 17 posts!!!

Who are you trying to wind up now then

[Guest paul thompson]

Both my sister in laws kids are suicide bombers! she wasn't impressed!

[Guest salty_monk]

I can be an MSP (what's that? )

 

A Village idot

 

Dodgem driver (does that make me carnival folk??)

 

or

 

A footballer playing for Rangers & I don't even follow football!!

 

Funny when you put in Tony Blair it says his job should be in a land far far away

 

sadham hussein, Your ideal job is a Mad Scientist so that's where George found evidence of the WMD!!