Virtual Bartender

[Big Jim]

like all dumb blondes, she didn't understand plain english, like, bu...r off, go home, you're sacked, get lost. Nothing but trouble!!

[Grim]

try "become independant"

[Mat-Moo]

And't don't ask for more than one beer, cause she can only count to one!

[Guest lynn]

what does she need a bouncer for

[Guest bugsy]

try "become independant"

Superb, this is the best yet Rizz

[Dave R]

love

push

hair

toes quite nice

blow

lie

magic

belly

nuts brings tears to the eyes :gdit:

 

 

 

wonder how many different ones there are

[Guest rhetorical-oracle]

Hey Jim,

 

She's not that dumb! Try Think.

 

Phill.

[Guest rhetorical-oracle]

Some other good ones are

 

fight -- it seems that she can handle herself in a scrap!

kung fu

banana

hummer -- she likes big American cars

phone number

air guitar

 

she has a strop if you type mad

 

Oh yes and the best one yet. Just type 'beer.com'

 

Phill.

[Guest Battery Bill]

Fights quite good

[Guest docter fox]

try light, or tshirt, or even tickle, or pillow, but kiss.....

[Guest Nishka]

I asked her to do some tidying but mis-spelt organise.... try orgasm!!!!

[Guest kevin]

Im so sad :boohoo: I own one of those light sabers.

 

Kevin (43 years old)

[Guest mkeats02]

how bout

 

shower

[Grim]

how about kiss, fight, kick, naked, tattoo, topless, jump, pour beer, drink beer, sing, stretch, dance, lick, hummer, wave, tickle, hat, strip, breast, dance on bar, be a pimp, magic, karate, robot, shoes, show me something, spin, read, write, hair, belly, gymnastics, fire, spread, pitcher, kiss me, hand stand, arms, phone number and I love you?

 

(way too much time on my hands... <insert joke of choice> )

[Guest Wrighty]

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