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Dave R

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  1. hmmmmm my adobe dont like those jap pdf files says their are things jap language add ons to download then dont do it.... dont look like a full car of pictures ? :gdit:
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    A Waist Of Money

    saying that i have had 3 k 16 valve engined cars i have hammered the living hell out of them, serviced them myself and havent had any failures yet! (fingers crossed)
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    What Do You Do?

    sparks by trade originally working with large diesel engines and steam turbines,,,,, made redundant and now with the water board less hours and a lot more money
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    Manhood Rules

    you want a list alan?????
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    Manhood Rules

    *Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. *It is ok for a man to cry under the following circumstances: a. When a heroic dog dies to save its master. b. The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. c. After wrecking your boss' car. d. One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game". e. When she is using her teeth *Any Man who brings a camera to a stag night may be legally killed and eaten by his mates. *Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. *If you've known a bloke for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever, unless you actually marry her. *Moaning about the brand of free beer in a mate's fridge is forbidden. Complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. *No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your mate's birthday is strictly optional. *On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest. *When stumbling upon other blokes watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing. *You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend. *It is permissible to quaff a fruity alcopop drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a topless supermodel...and it's free. *Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another bloke in the nuts. *Unless you're in prison, never fight naked. *Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed. *If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything. *Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers. *A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight. *Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both - that's just mean. *If you complement a bloke on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer. *Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a mate of yours, except if she's withholding s*x pending your response. *Phrases that may not be uttered to another man while lifting weights: a. Yeah, Baby, Push it! b. C'mon, give me one more! Harder! c. Another set and we can hit the showers! *Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: Both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need. *Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her - Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary. *The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend" have carnal drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason not to nail her again before the discussion about what a big mistake it was. *It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours. *Thou shalt not buy a car in the colours of brown, pink, lime green, yellow or sky blue. *The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets a Playstation. End of story .
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    Braked Car Trailer

    if the hub part is old style mini, then the later rover metro hubs/bearings are the same size, just a diffenrt pcd for the studs did this on my trailer when i saw the price of 10" tyres and fitted my old metro alloys to it
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    Membership

    will keep an eye out for mine in the post then
  8. http://www.rathergood.com/morris_dancers/
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    At Last

    huh alrite for some. i am working xmas eve and then on call till 8am xmas day :boohoo: then back at work on the wed
  10. i have had to buy a few more since for my snowboarding mates at work... they dont seem to care that they aint water proof!, and at that money are considering them expendable
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    Pinto Sump

    they are all the same fitting wise, but there are at least 3 different depths dont forget to take the oil pick up pipe too dave r
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    Lonley Hoody

    only thing better would be if he owned a brewery too
  13. be warned i think the claimed 200m range on that one mick is hard to believe they look identical to what i bought but a differnt seller i can recomend this guy http://stores.ebay.co.uk/OWLIGHTING its where my stuff came from same price too dave
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    More Ebay..

    http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vie...4509771421&rd=1 webber carb cheap at the mo but hurry nowt to do with me an all that
  15. so what are they charging you ? dave
  16. forgot to say that the camera is the realy small black thing top lh corner its about a 20 mm cube and requires a 9 volt feed
  17. back to rizla's subject... just bought this of of ebay... very small and with suitable connections for most video camera's gives al sorts of idea's for different places you could stick it and at 20 ish quid it dont realy matter if it falls off range supposedly up to 50 m, but guess thats a bit optomistic qualitly and colours are lookin good here, will try sticking it on the front of the mg tomorow maybe and gunning it dave r
  18. i guess so it does say it needs sterring /geometry mods before it goes faster
  19. http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vie...item=4509562267 would like this but what would tracey say ? :gdit:
  20. andy you might want to alter the mail address from a proper link to a picture of your mail addy a lot of the spam harvesters get their addresses from links like yours let the spam begin
  21. always bought my bits from towsure they are in the sheffield direction and think they got a website dunno about the heavier indespension lumps but the half ton ones could be bought unbraked, (they take a metero wheel) and you could weld the back plate to the arm not sure how that would work on something a little heavier?
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    Towing

    dont forget it depends on the age of the driver too only sad cos i am tooo old for that to apply :boohoo:
  23. After years of research, scientists have discovered that women do not like the standard mouse given away with PC's. They found that there is not a physical reason for their aversion; it is more of a psychological problem. Some women reported that the mouse 'just didn't feel right' in their hands. Based on the research, a new mouse has been designed especially for women. Various field tests have been carried out on the new design, here are some of the testimonials: Julie from Hawthorn: "It feels so much better. More comfortable, more like how it's supposed to be". Susan from Kew added: "I think mice were originally designed just for men, but this new type is definitely made for women. It fits right in with my lifestyle". Hillary from South Yarra: "I took to it like a duck to water, every woman should have one!!" The new style of mouse is as pictured below: . . . . . . .
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    Cb Aerial

    as far as super modulator goes would look rather big on a hood and is as far as i remember center loaded (coil in middle with whip either side) much better with dv27 (all loading coil on a fiberglass former) or something like a rebel minor or satalite minor both of the last 2 are about 2 foot long and plenty good enuff for up the road stuff
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    Cb Aerial

    the whip is the flexible bit, the loading coil is the thick bit dont bother buying an swr meter, there will be someone in the club nearby with one
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