A father went into his daughter's bedroom and
saw a letter on the bed.
With a dreadful premonition he read it, his hands
trembling.
"Dear Mum and Dad, It is with great regret and
sorrow that I'm telling
you that I've eloped with my new boyfriend. I've
found real love and he is
so nice. Especially with all his piercings, scars, tattoos and his big
motorbike. But it's not only that; I'm pregnant,
and Ahmed said that we
will
be very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants
to have many more
children with me and that's one of my dreams.
"I;ve learned that marijuana doesn't hurt
anyone and we'll be growing
it
for us and his friends. They're the ones providing
us with all the cocaine
and ecstasy we could ever want. In the meantime,
we'll pray for science to
find the AIDS cure so Ahmed gets better. He
deserves it.
"Don't worry about money. Ahmed has arranged
for me to be in films
that
his friends Leroy and Jamal make in their basement.
Apparently I can earn
£50 a scene. I get a £50 bonus if there are more
than three men in the
scene, and an extra £100 if they use the horse.
"Don;t worry, Mum. Now I'm 15 years old I know
how to take care of
myself.
"Some day I'll visit you and Dad so that you
can meet your
grandchildren.
your loving daughter Aimee
P.S. Dad, it's not true. I'm watching TV at a
neighbour's house. I
just
wanted to show you that there are worse things in
life than ENGLAND GETTING
BEATEN ON F*CKING PENALTIES AGAIN.
I love you, Aimee
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