This Is Quite Funny

[Guest chris n's missus]

What I need... According to Google.

This is funny: go to the Google search engine and type in your name and "needs" after it, e.g. "John needs".

Write down the description of the first (or best!) website that appears. (It should say something like: "John needs a shave")

 

mine was : Becky needs the help of river pirates to help free her brother ( ooer, and that was one of the nicer ones )

[harvs]

James needs.......

 

 

 

 

 

 

...to deliver a knockout.

Fantastic!

[Guest TerryBarry]

Terry needs ............

 

First on list reads :-

 

"Terry had a wonderful Easter - so many of you came to visit him. He was very glad that you did as the party season is now in full swing and Terry needs lots of designs for his shell. When he gets lots and lots of designs he can even give some to his friends. There are so many beautiful patterns and colours for his springtime outfits he really is the best dressed at the parties. Please keep them coming, Terry will need many more designs for the summer parties!"

 

From HERE Ahhhhhhhhhh

 

I assume it's Terry Pin - Oh no, he turns out to be a turtle

[Guest rhetorical-oracle]

Phill needs ....

 

 

 

 

 

 

... to be securely fastened to a surface that can support at least 45 kg. / 100 lbs. Phill is plugged into a dedicated 120 or 240 volt electrical outlet and connects to residential natural gas supply lines. If installed inside a garage, the unit must be vented outdoors.

 

Clicky!

[Guest Kieran]

Huh, Kieran needs a kick apparentley...... :boohoo:

 

Some of the things "Becky needs" are quite strange too.........

[Guest docter fox]

James Needs A Hat Petition

[Guest tegwin]

"Duncan needs to die" :boohoo:

[Dave R]

Why Dirty David needs a wash - or at least a dry clean ... David is in serious need of a bath. His perfectly formed marble muscles are caked with grime

 

 

 

oooeer missus

[Grim]

Some of the things "Becky needs" are quite strange too.........

especially the cactus one

 

 

 

"Andy needs a BAD girl to find his focus and replace Mandy"

 

Oh so true

[Guest Nishka]

It also works with 'wants' although not sure about mine...

 

David wants Michael to camp in the woods all night and read comics to show their ....

 

Clicky...

 

Nishka

[Guest timswait]

Tim needs your help, or just Tim needs YOU!

[Guest Dredd]

Derek Needs A Woman!

 

Result!!

 

Then a bit further down:

 

Derek needs to earn the trust and respect of this group and lessen their anxiety. He might survey his team members to show that he values their input, ...

 

Doh

[Guest paul091085]

Paul needs some advice on what to do with his front door ...

[Guest Battery Bill]

New Bill Needs Some Help To Expel Alien Gang Members—We Provide It. By Juan Mann. Good news: there’sa bill in Congress to detain and deport aliens based on .

 

[Guest Battery Bill]

Joeys is even better

 

To: Adam Di Carlo Subject: Re: Joey needs a spanking!