1st Jacko Joke?

[megadodo]

Jockeys all over the country will wear black armbands this weekend as Jacko was the most prolifc rider of 3 year olds ever known

[Mat-Moo]

Apparently Gary Glitter has made a bid for MJ's PC

[Knock-on]

CNN has apologised about first reports which suggested he was found dead in the home after a Heart attack.

 

Apparently he was discovered in the Nursery after a little stroke.

[Guest Eric]

 

bit risque

 

but i heard at work today that they were going to cremate MJ

but seeing as how he has such a high plastic content,

they are going to melt him down and turn him into lego

 

 

so he can be played with by kids for evermore

 

 

ek

[Guest Eric]

it was also suggested that MJ's demise was brought about by alcohol, but this has been refuted

 

it was also suggested that it was caused by drug abuse, this also has been denied

 

apparently they are just going to "blame it on the boogie"

 

ek

[Guest sritony]

Ah my boss said he got his first one at 7:30 AM

Whats the difference between MJ and Alex Ferguson?

 

AF will be playing giggs this year

[Big Jim]

Rumour has it they found class A in his kitchen class B in his lounge, and Class 3C in his bedroom.

[Guest salty_monk]

Confirmation just come through that Michael Jackson died from food poisoning... apparently he ate some twelve year old nuts...

 

 

 

Heard Michael Jackson's dead. He was found in the Childrens ward having a Stroke.

 

 

 

Mcdonalds will launch the Michael Jackson burger in his honour - its 50 year old meat between 12 year old buns.

[Adrian]

only one ive heard

wahts the difference between farah fawcett and michael jackson?

3 hrs

[enforcer]

I know we are only having fun here but there is nothing remotely funny about the sexual abuse of children.

[Guest Eric]

 

apparently an urgent request for assistance from the american animal welfare bureau

 

"good home required for pet monkey,

very friendly

but does require frequent pleasuring with a white glove"

 

cheers

ek

 

p.s. i dont think anyone here is condoning the sexual abuse of children

 

could mods please remove any posts of mine that cause offence, tia.