Lards Prayer

[Guest Ian Marr]

Our father, who art in prison, my mum knows not his name, thy Riots come, read it in “The Sun”, in Birmingham, as it is in London, give us this day our Welfare bread & forgive us our looting, as we’re happy to loot those who defend stuff against us, lead us not into employment but deliver us free housing, for thine is the plasma teles, the Burberry & the Barcardi, forever and ever… Innit

[Al Milton]

[philshelton]

oh so true about time the powers that be re wrote it

[Guest rwh]

Many a true word spoken in jest.

 

If they stuck all the convicted rioters and looters on an unihabited island off the north coast os Scotland, they would have bu99er all to loot or destroy. Food for thought?

[Guest The Modfather]

some of them will know how to swim, that's the problem, no sharks off the coast of Scotland!

[Guest dinger]

A month earlier ant they could of stayed on an island in Sweden!!!!!

[Guest The Modfather]

Or Norway, to give it's proper name Dinger

[Guest dinger]

I typed Norway then asked the wife who said Sweden, lol,

 

Never trust a pregnant woman with only 25% brain cells working

[Guest The Modfather]

Quick, Dinger, ask her for some expensive toys!

[philshelton]

Quick, Dinger, ask her for some expensive toys!

Dave you really need a track day car, hovercraft, jetski, race track

[Guest Ian Marr]

Many a true word spoken in jest.

 

If they stuck all the convicted rioters and looters on an unihabited island off the north coast os Scotland, they would have bu99er all to loot or destroy. Food for thought?

 

Would hate to spoil a great part of the UK - Australia would be my choice as it worked last time and they all turned out alright in the end