Two Sides To Every Story

[Al Milton]

Two WOMEN - are having a coffee and catching up:

 

So, how was your evening last night?

 

A disaster! After getting home, my dear beloved hubby wolfed down in 4 minutes the dinner that took me all afternoon to prepare, "granted" me 3 minutes of passionate love before rolling over and falling asleep 2 minutes later. Nightmare, and you?

 

Oh, mine was incredible.. My hubby was waiting for me to get back home from work. He took me out for a very romantic dinner. We then walked back home, under an amazing starry sky, along the canal, for a good two hours. Once home, he lit up all the candles and we had foreplay which lasted for an hour. We then made love for another hour and we chatted until late.. It was wonderful...

 

Two MEN - meet at the pub...

 

So, how was your evening last night?

Incredible! When I came home, the food was just ready. I ate, we shagged and I fell asleep. Wonderful night, I just love my wife, You?

 

A nightmare! I came home earlier to fix the kitchen shelf. When I switched on the power drill, the fuse went out. The whole house went into darkness. Couldn't find the bloody fuse box, so when my better half arrived, I took her out for dinner. It was the only thing to do to avoid getting an ear-full...! The Dinner was so expensive that I couldn't afford a taxi, so we had to walk home. It took ages and once there, the house was still in the dark, obviously, so I had to light all these f..k..g candles to avoid knocking everything over. I was so wound up and *bleep* off that it took me an hour to get a hard on, and another one to finish. In the end, I was still wound ; up and it took me ages to fall asleep, while she kept yapping on and on about everything and nothing. Disaster.

[richardm6994]

reminds me of another joke "his and her diary from the same day";

 

Her Diary:

Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to

meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day

long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made

no comment on it. Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go

somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much. I

asked him what was wrong; He said, 'Nothing.' I asked him if it was my fault

that he was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with

me, and not to worry about it. On the way home, I told him that I loved him.

He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior I don't know

why he didn't say, 'I love you, too.' When we got home, I felt as if I had lost

him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat

there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and

absent. Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15

minutes later, he came to bed. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his

thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what to

do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a

disaster.

 

 

His Diary:

Kit car wouldn't start, can't figure out why .