Tesco Burgers

[Al Milton]

I hope someone has checked their Cock a Leekie soup and Coq au Van sauce!

[Guest MarkB]

It's mr brains faggots that worry me, I daren't open the freezer....

[richardm6994]

These are doing the rounds at the moment...........

 

I've heard Tesco's meatball are the dog's b0ll0cks!

 

The Tesco burgers are fine as long as they are part of a stable diet.

 

I had a Tesco burger the other night...still got the bit between my teeth!

 

Tesco have now also removed the veggie burgers because they're full of uniquorn

 

You think Tesco burgers are bad....Primark have now found camel toe in their black leggings

[Guest Bazwaz]

Or....

Low in fat but high in Shergar.

 

I had one for tea and had the trots all night.

 

Baz

[Guest MarkB]

Doctor told me to watch what I eat, I'm off to the grand national in april

[Al Milton]

Stop horsing around lads

 

It has been confirmed traces of Zebra have now been found in Tesco barcodes

[Guest scrabster]

or, was in tesco cafe and assistant asked if i want anything on my burger,i said £5 each way please.

[Guest scrabster]

does the donkey have ass burger syndrome?