Ahhhhh

[tractor]

Sitting on the balconny tucking into my vodka and its still 35 degrees

[kevin the chicken]

I take it you are not in Leicester. Curse of the British summer here, flies, lots of them.

[Guest janis]

By the bbc leichester is only 18,°

Lucky u..have a good time..

[tractor]

Majorca its hot hot hot

[Dean Roberts]

Majorca its hot hot hot

 

Lots of sunscreen, floppy hat with flowers on and a glow in the dark g-String will keep you cool.

 

OR

 

Go swimming

 

Enjoy, drink lots and chill.......

[tractor]

Wot a shame forgot to bring my mankini

[tractor]

Spent all day in and around the pool and blimey seen some sights that are going to give me nightmares

[Guest 2b cruising]

If you are in the pool, hope you are wearing something that covers your whole body.

Don't want all the old ladies having heart attacks through choking with laughter. LoL.

 

Enjoy your break Chris.

[tractor]

Ye may mock ken but i will return as a sun baked Adonis

[tractor]

And then i woke and i am still an old fat bloke pooooooooooh

[Guest 2b cruising]

Ye may mock ken but i will return as a sun baked Adonis

More like the orange man that does antique shows.

I believe he is partial to the oldies as well.

[tractor]

Oh yes cheap as chips

[Guest 2b cruising]

That's not good enough for a prize.