Christmas Greeting

[Guest chris brown]

I have just received the following from Mal (the bear). Which in this PC correct world which we all live in I'm sure he wont mind me sharing it with you all.

CB

 

I really wanted to send out some sort of seasonal holiday greeting but it is so difficult in today's world to know exactly what to say without offending someone.

 

So I met with my solicitor yesterday, and on his advice I want to say to all of you:

 

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive gender neutral, celebration of the Winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

 

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the Generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our individual and separate countries great, and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual preference of the wishee.

 

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually Implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and Is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

[Jon Green]

Mad in't it!!

 

Very good!

[Guest TerryBarry]

It's not that PC

celebration of the Winter solstice holiday

 

What about our antipodean friends

[Guest Bazwaz]

S*d that! Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to everyone.

Barry.

[BigLee]

Yes Merry Christmas all and here's to a prosperous New Year.

[Guest Ian & Carole]

Merry Christmas to you all from us two old foggies in Lincoln.

Lee the dog says he can't wait to share a beer or two with you next year at Newark. But he now stands 4ft tall and weighs in at 42kilos. So he only gives you HIS paw if HE wants to. Once again all the best to you all especially those of you who work so hard behind the scenes to make our club so much fun, you know who you are and a really big THANK YOU.

Ian & Carole Johnson

[Guest docter fox]

Merry christmas people!

[Guest chris]

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you all

from a lowly Fury owner

[Guest Battery Bill]

Chris

from a lowly Fury owner

 

You don't have to be embarrassed about that one of our clan owns a Yellow tub with a sewing machine engine and solid tyres

 

Happy Xmas folks

[Guest Leaner]

Hi everyone hope you all have a merry christmas and a happy new year.I hope too meet fellow Hoodies on run outs and shows during the year.

 

All thebest to you all again

 

Bernie AKA Leaner

[Guest mark kingston]

merry xmas to you all and may santa come bearing all those car bits you have been wishing for.

mark kingston

[Guest Battery Bill]

Just had a thought, why did Matt put his christmas Greeting in the news section Where nobody can reply ?

 

Is it because he wants to keep his spam figure down or what

 

Ok I will keep quite for 12 hours

[Guest bloke]

happy christmas and a merry new year to everyone

[DAVE CASTLE]

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year every

body, hope to put faces to names next year.

Dave

[Les Welsher]

Merry Christmas to one and all.

Just brought all the presies down now no room to sit anywhere, ah well time for another beer(don't like the sherry they left me)

 

Les