Marriage

[Stewart]

I have been married for forty three years and only ever had one argument!-----------and its still going on!

[Guest Peter Kelly]

A gypsy told me my fortune last week. She said that my marriage was going to take a turn for the worst.

She was right, the wife came back this morning.

[Knock-on]

I found a way to stop my Girlfriend giving me a blow job. I Married her

[richyb66]

My girlfriend always likes to have the last word in an argument - anything I say after that is the start on a new one.

[Guest peter2b2002]

it's the same with sex,my Dad told me when I was a lad when you get married, in the 1st 4 years put a pea in a jar every time you have a bit of rumpy dumpy, then take one out every time you have a rumpy dumpy, I've been married for 23 years , got about 4 peas left how many peas have you got left (quick poll)

peter2b

[fry61]

Was told the same thing but putting pennys in a jar (don't go squidgey & rot) have never kept count but recon I'm probably hundreds of pounds in the red;40 years on.

[Guest TerryBarry]

What does it mean if the top of the jar is covered in cobwebs ??