If Your Other Half Moans About Your Garage Time

[Guest whiz]

Well guys you all know what it is like. Your partner always moans that you spend too long in the garage. You never spend enough time with her. The famous quote " your always in that bloody garage" Well here is the answer buy her a book, not just any book mind you. It's called wait for it

Fifty Shades of Grey.

 

All the women up here are raving about it, according to the missus its the equivalent of Mummy porn when they pick it up they can't put it down. The best bit is though is that it's a trilogy so as long as your wife is a slow reader like mine I could have enough time to build a complete car if need be.

 

Andy

[fry61]

NO book needed for my wife, when building Florin she was in the workshop cutting,shutting & filing with me;except of course when making the tea or dinner.

[speedtripledan]

mines allready reading it her mates were raving about it....

[MarkBzero]

Be careful letting the wife read books. I had a business management book a few years ago about getting people on your side, how to win the argument and how to get people to do what you want because they want too; typical tools and techniques stuff. A great book and it actually produced results.

 

Now here comes the bad news.........one day wife was bored........she decide to read a book.......for some reason she picked........'How to win friends and influence people'............i came home to various rants (red headed scouser). How dare you! you have used this book on me and the kids.

 

Still together, but now she knows when i am trying to manipulate others.

[steve_wilson]

'How to win friends and influence people'

 

i've heard a lot of this book, always wondere what its all about

 

ordered it now off ebay, not a book reading person, so will be interested to see how i cope with it

[Guest whiz]

its more of a girlie book steve but if your into that sort of thing its fine with me lol sorry steve you meant the other book my honest mistake

[MarkBzero]

Steve it is really a good book and i don't actually read that much.

 

Whiz i always use bribery, conservatory = kitcar, holiday = major parts and kit car shows, new shoes = small part. Probably why it has taken so long to build.

[Shaft]

My SWMBO is reading it too....

All I can say is unlimited garage time whilst she's

reading it and lots of fun later when she wants to

re-enact it!!

This book is about the closest you'll ever get to a

female Libido prescription drug!!

 

Oh, by the way guys..... It's a trilogy as well...

 

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[Guest Kennedy48]

It's been all over facebook and and iv been sick of hearing bout it. So I asked a girl whos been reading it what it's all about. Aparenty this book is making the girls read it go wild with thier men at home. My lass isn't interested in the book but I'm tryin to force her to read it.

[richardm6994]

be very aware guys..........apparently there is a lot of b*t-plugging going off in the book......I'm not letting my misses anywhere near me after reading it!!!

[Guest peter2b2002]

my wife had a horse, so no problem about all the time I spent in the garage, she even got me a digital radio so I could listen to Plane Rock

peter2b