Uxbridge Weatherspoons

[Al Milton]

A group of chaps, all aged 40, discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because the waitresses had big tits & wore mini skirts.

 

Ten years later, at age 50, the friends once again discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because the food and service was good and the beer was excellent.

 

Ten years later, at age 60, the friends again discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because they could dine in peace and quiet and it was good value for money.

 

Ten years later, at age 70, the friends discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because the restaurant was wheelchair accessible and had a lift for the disabled.

 

Ten years later, at age 80, the friends discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because they had never been there before.

[stevedohc2b]

Great but at aged 50 i will still at the Waitresses.

Having beeen out with Sir Chris we have found ourselves going did you see her or both turning around for a second look.

 

Stephen

[Al Milton]

Am thankfully still in the forties Stephen!!

[Guest peter2b2002]

there use to be a hair dressers in uxbridge station called short and curlys all the staff where femail with big t*ts that rested on your shoulders when they were cutting your hair, great when I was in my 20's

peter2b

[fry61]

The calendar says "Nearly 70" the brain disagrees & recons 20 ish maybe pushing 30. Freaudian?? slip --- just spelt pushing with 2 S's & no H

[Bob Tucker]

I'll have you know that even with a bus pass I still look at well endowed waitresses.....

 

 

Just can't remember why...